Monies

Things I Can Finally Afford:

1. Soap. Now New Yorkers will not be afraid to sit next to me on the subway.
2. Comb. Maybe large insects and bees will stop getting tangled in the forcefield that is my hair.
3. Laptop. So I won't need to boot up my comp with a fist to the screen every morning.
4. Jiu Jitsu classes...Enough said.
5. Hi-hat pole thing. So my drumset will actually be functional instead of acting as a 5-piece clothing stand.

This post is just a big joke. You have all been had. I still can't actually afford any of these things because all my money is going into my Move-Out-and-Get-an-Apartment-in-Brooklyn fund. I'm going to live with my best friend. It's going to be great. Just like Friends. Or Sex and the City. But really more like Seinfeld, if the cast was non-Jewish, all female, and 100x nerdier.

Actually, disregard this entire post. All my money is now devoted to winning this: http://dothewritethingfornashville.blogspot.com/2010/05/day-4-item-9.html