My dad stopped by today so I finally had to move my 49 books from the living room coffee table into my room. But if I want to go to sleep tonight, I'm going to have to magically transport the books from my bed onto my bookshelf. But to fit it in my bookshelf, I have to move my college notebooks and middle school diaries to the little shelf. And to do that I need to move my Disney Princess and Blink 182 cassette tapes to...?
I don't like throwing stuff out.
Cleaning is like that square puzzle game from when we were kids, you know the one with 8 little square pieces and 1 free space? And you had to shift everything one space and mess everything up in order to get one piece right? SIGH.
Speaking of cleaning and all the dust flying around, I might as well give some books away since I can't fit them all on my shelf, eh? So who wants a galley of DUST by Joan Frances Turner?!?!?!
(Note: This is not the cover of the galley. It's red with text on the front...sorry...)
I haven't read it yet, but it um has something to do with zombies having feelings and stuff. It looks really good, I swear! I'll get to it soon...
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Ok so this is the blandest post I've ever written. Sorry. It's this job you know? Don't get me wrong--I love getting paid to read all day. Plus, my boss just gave me an OFFICE KEY (I have entered the circle of trust!) and she's giving me her old computer (which my leet hacker friends are going to work on and get all souped up), so did I mention that I love my job? Despite all my mushy feelings about work, I get home at 7:30 pm all pooped out, then I walk the dog for an hour, read for 30 minutes then pass the eff out. AT 10:30PM! I am old and boring now.
I didn't always used to be like this. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I went to bed at 2 or 3 am (sudoku and cryptographs are addicting) and just got my zZZzZz's in class. Or I'd sleep in and skip my first class. Or take a power nap at lunch. But did you know: YOU CAN'T SLEEP AT WORK. I know, it shocked me too.
So it's 10:07 pm I have to brush my teeth. I guess I'll just push the rest of these books onto the floor for now...